8. sınıfta Fen bilgisi dersinde Asit ve Bazlar isimli konuyu işliyorduk
Fen bilgisi hocası bize basit asit ve baz yapmayı öğretiyordu
BAzı formüller karıştırdık falan neyse sonunda basit bazı elde ettik
Sonra tenefüste gördüğümüz herkese yani okuldaki herkese o bazı koklatmaya başladık
Sabun diye
Bilirsiniz bazların keskin bir kokusu vardır
Herkes sabun diye kokladı
Ama koklayan ordan arkasına bakmadan koştu burnunu tutarak
En sonunda koklattığımız çocuklardan biri hocaya şikayet etmiş
Napalım hocaya ya koklatacaksın
Ya itiraf edeceksin
Biz önce koklatmayı düşündük ama disiplin suçu bu
Sonunda hocaya itiraf ettik
Ömrümüzde yaptığımız ilk ve son kimyasal formül
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